I know what you’re thinking, I’ve been thinking it too
I’ve got a reason to go off, and that’s what I’m going to do
I’ve been feeling down for so very long
You’re like a like a dirty bomb
waiting to go off
You’re like a dirty bomb
Tick-tock, tick-tick-tock

There’s something missing in my life, I can’t put my finger on it
Well it could happen to you and there’s nothing in it
I lost my mind, don’t you have a spare?
You’re just like a dirty bomb
all peaks and troughs
You’re just like a dirty bomb – too fabulous
Tick-tock, tick-tick-tock

A blown kiss and a fart travel at different speeds, and so do we
Sometimes we sing songs to no one, sometimes all our friends sing along
Now sing along! (dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty etc)
I lost my mind, do you have a spare?
You’re just like a dirty bomb
All peaks and troughs
You’re just like a dirty bomb – too fabulous
Too fabulous to live
Tick-tock, tick-tick-tock