Well you heard how the drugs are bad
And you heard how they drove him mad
And you heard about the deadly werewolves
how they hunt in packs

Well you heard how I wrote ‘Use your youth’
And how it was a hit
And you heard about the demon artist
Hates all the things that you like

They’re going to break me, they’re going to break me in two

Well you heard about a guy named Dracula
Lives in Transylvania
and you heard about smoking pot
how it leads to the harder stuff

They’re going to break me, they’re going to break me in two

And you heard about the beast of Bodmin
You heard about the great depression
You heard about the holy ghost, the hospitals that are bad for you
You heard that sex was dangerous
You heard that masturbation’s worse
How paid the price for being nice
and I’m astonished to still be alive

They’re gonna break me, they’re gonna break me in two
They’re gonna break me, they’re gonna break me and you