You’re the worst of the world’s inventions
In spite of all good intentions

She was raised by her momma
Never gave her what she wanted

You’re so strange, you put me to shame
In some ways I’ve got myself to blame
You’re so strange, you make me feel sane
In many ways we’re not the same

It’s so hard to wear a crown
It’s so hard to get a name
It’s so hard being me
It’s a day and night siege
It’s a gamble just to wake up each day

You’re the last of my bad decisions
So I quit the fire department
And I bought myself a rifle
pointed it in her direction

You’re so strange, you put me to shame
You’re so strange, you make me feel sane
In many ways we are the same

It’s so hard to wear a crown
It’s so hard to get a name
It’s so hard being me
It’s a day and night siege
It’s a gamble just to wake up each day
But who am I to complain?

You have everything, I have nothing – you will be mine
You will be mine