I never felt this way before
I’m ripe and ready to be yours
I never believed in a soul before
Well if I did would I feel whole

Just when I think we’re making progress
Then you burglarize my house
And you take off with my stereo
The way you lived was genius
What’s a hippo without mud?
Fond though not in love

That does it, I’ve had it
I’m out of here
That does it, I’ve had it
This time I’m through

Ready for you, I’m ripe and ready
Ready teddy

In the suburbs they’re sad
In the centre they’re half mad
A little spirit can be so hard to muster
In the face of all this… crap…

She said they all speak a language that I don’t understand
At least they’re always clean and dusted
Got monopolistic tendencies
Time waits for no one, I live a secret life

That does it, I’ve had it
I’m out of here
That does it, I’ve had it
This time I’m through

Ready for you, I’m ripe and ready
Ready Teddy